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Please just kill me. Yup, this is really happening. Kill me now. I’m gonna just cry. Stop. Stop. STOP. Kthanks. Kbye.

Bahahaha what Is this!

Bahahaha what Is this!

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@heyseeyanow and his mother!

@heyseeyanow and his mother!

(Source: obamagurl)

cuntfuckinamy:

emmysicle:

oldhabitsdieharddd:

livingwithspiders:

WHAT.  I NEED THIS. 

now that’s a party tent.

OMGGG

I would consider camping if I owned this!

(Source: anaaraujo99)

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

You’re so innocent.”

sodamnrelatable:

That’s what you think.

via sodamnrelatable

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thepinkpopcorn:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

jsantagato:

This is the man right here. John Legend.

He inhaled….I forgot how to breathe.

jsantagato:

This is the man right here. John Legend.

He inhaled….I forgot how to breathe.

(Source: drunkemily)

Whilst on tumblr today I ran across several things on my dash that I wanted to reblog but didn’t because I wanted to be considerate of my followers but then I realized that I honestly don’t care…this is my blog and I will post what I want and if you don’t like it you can unfollow me.

That honestly wasn’t aimed at anyone and I won’t be a disgusting blog or things such as….i just realized that I have been so concerned with other peoples feelings that I forget to show myself. I am filthy, blunt, and so confused…my blog should reflect all of that.

Use of Profanity With Age

  • 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
  • 18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.